I have no idea who Mike is but MikeInBrazil.com discount for 74% off that lies in the capable hands of the Reality Kings porn production group gets my vote.

That kind of reminded me of the fake game quiz question; “What substance was Han Solo frozen in?” All the geeky fans went ape-shit as they lunged themselves at the answer; “Carbonite!” Just for the ‘wrong’ buzzer tone to follow and the announce stating that the correct answer in fact is; “Who gives a fuck”

If you’re Mike, sorry about that, great work dude! If you’re a Star Wars geek, meh.

Some of these Brazilian guys though, they come packing with some serious trouser snakes, but it looks like the Latino chicks are used to it or stretched to it. They take full cunts of dick like 50 year old street hookers.