I actually hate the term bucket list, but I don’t have a reason beyond that I think the name sounds stupid. The concept of it though, how can anyone hate that, even me who hates almost everything 😀
On my bucket list though is a holiday to South America, well at least that is what it would say on my bucket list if it was written down for anyone to see but in my head the line reads: “Fuck a bunch of Latino chicks”.
So by now you really should be able to guess that I’m not from North America and if you actually did think something along the lines of “who don’t you just go and fuck some in your neighbourhood, the maid or anything along those lines then you are obviously an American, but also an idiot.
I’m just being nasty because I’m jealous since where I am from there are exactly zero Latinas.
So, with this sweet special where anyone can save up to 78% with a Bangbros discount I grabbed myself a ton of top tier sites for dirt cheap and can fantasise about them until the day I manage to go on that holiday.
As someone who’s been a competitive sportsman for most my life, I can honestly tell you that I don’t even know with certainty where the saying “it’s all in the wrist” comes from, other than that I am pretty confident it is at least from sport or some sport. I just know it is now likely used inappropriately as a meme and i find it funny every time.
And such is the case here with a site that’s all about handjobs. If ever there was a place that saying could have originates and I would have been completely sold on it, it is here.
I never thought a women could give a guy a decent handjob by the way, I mean how could she when I have had regular practise since being a teenager and on top of that I know exactly when I want it exactly how in that instant.
Until my mate took me to an oriental massage parlour after a round of golf which ended with a happy ending. Wow, just wow!
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There is no doubt in my mind that the USA is the most ignorant first world country in the world when it comes to global affairs. Here we have proof of that yet again, naming an internet site “Exotic” when that word purely means that it is something from a far away place.
How in fuck’s name is something from a far away place on the internet when it is guaranteed that there will be people from the very same country as the girl you are featuring?
I see quite a few Indian girls. Do you think an Indian girl is exotic to an Indian person? There are many girls from South-East Asia too and I bet if you asked any Filipino or Malaysian, as example, they won’t find anything exotic about those girls, because they actually live with and among them. They see them every damn day.
The internet is not an exclusively American thing, wake the fuck up.
This site is actually about girls of all creeds and colours except white.
It is a great site and the network is fantastic, there is no doubt about that, it’s just this specific instance of ignorance that grinds me.
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Those are some impressive nipples right there. She could cut glass with those things.
The owner of those amazing titties is Licious Gia and I can hardly stop staring at them. They’re irresistible. All I want to do is grab a hand full and suck on them. Flick those nipples with my tongue. Some whipped cream and chocolate syrup games would be a hell of a lot of fun with her I bet.
I got this pic after I took up a Reality Kings discount for $25 off instantly and actually wanted to let you guys and gals know about the cool special. The more the merrier right.
They have more than 40 sites in their network, which is a shitload really. The awesome part is that these deals get you complete access to the whole lot of them with a single purchase.
$14.99 gets you a 30-day pass which in its own is pretty much the price you could expect to pay for a single site membership just about anywhere else.
A $7.95 per month equivalent gets you you a yearly subscription which is the one I took and with more than 40 sites it is also the one I recommend.
I have no idea who Mike is but MikeInBrazil.com discount for 74% off that lies in the capable hands of the Reality Kings porn production group gets my vote.
That kind of reminded me of the fake game quiz question; “What substance was Han Solo frozen in?” All the geeky fans went ape-shit as they lunged themselves at the answer; “Carbonite!” Just for the ‘wrong’ buzzer tone to follow and the announce stating that the correct answer in fact is; “Who gives a fuck”
If you’re Mike, sorry about that, great work dude! If you’re a Star Wars geek, meh.
Some of these Brazilian guys though, they come packing with some serious trouser snakes, but it looks like the Latino chicks are used to it or stretched to it. They take full cunts of dick like 50 year old street hookers.